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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

10:41PM

Dear Prince Marinovich, I enjoyed your lecture,I also enjoyed when you did roll call and inquired as to people's heritages, I do that when i meet new people too. I decided to do this self inspired assignment. I have dubbed it "The Great and Wonderful Sovereignty Lab experiment."
Populations are hard to control when they are freshly conquered. There is a standard method of dealing with the difficulties of new Sovereignty.
The first of which is the Old Nobility. Any good General knows that when you acquire new land you must leave garrisons in the area for a few months while you set yourself up among your new treasures and toys. This is done to ensure the "loyalty" of the population, who may or may not object to you helping yourself to their shit. You take control of the tax offices and replace old officials with your own new officials. The nobility (or whatever modern word you might use when discussing conquest) are especially dangerous at this time. For under the old ruler they were given much wealth and title, and now you are stripping them of it all and replacing them. They would, ofcoarse have a great interest in rousing the locals to march in and take back what they consider is their's back from your treacherous hands. This is why you need muscle behind you when you are taking over a land's economic affairs. Sort of like holding a sword to a banker's throat, forcing him to strip and making him dance for you.
The second of which is the locals themselves. Provincials are notoriously hostile to those of different religion or ethnicity. I use the middle east as an example of this point. The population is soo unruly, they feel America is just the for-runner of another Christian Crusade against them and refused to support non Muslim Leaders. White Devil White Devil. Would a hardcore Christian like it if his boss was a Satan Worshiper? You may think your boss is Satan, but i promise he is only his loyal servant.
Ethnicity can cause just as much conflict as religion. Lets look at how proud the Irish have been. Even when both England and Ireland were both Catholic the Irish still hated those Anglo Saxon Scum. This enmity is even stronger today because of Protestantism and the counter Reformation. Johny English is trying to take props away from the Holy Father so he can falsely interpret the Holy Scriptures. And his humbleness the Holy Father responds only by giving up a little more of his authority and modernizing the Church. I still have a sneaking suspicion the counter reformation is still in affect, Much to the Dismay of Mel Gibson. Maybe old Mad Max should join the IRA, I mean he did play William Wallace really well.
And lastly, you have to worry about spys and saboteurs from the old ruler, your Rival. But thats a bit self explanatory.
To better get an idea of how a people feel when something is taken from them, and how a General deals with their disapointment and it's manifestations, I decided to do an experiment with my Step Father. A sort of History Science Lab.
First I waited till my step dad was really settled in watching TV. He likes to watch BET with the sound off, I don't know, but I think he enjoys the half naked girls in the Rap Videos. I waited till he was watching for about an hour, then when he got up to use the bathroom I sat in his seat, changed the channel (To the History Channel ofcoarse) and started eating his snacks. I was in my underwear as well and turned the volume up really loud. When he came back he was Royally Pissed, I mean more so then usual. He asked me what the hell I was doing. I said "This seats mine now biotch." But then he gave me a look like I had gone to far so i left.
Now I know how an invading ruler feels when the people don't welcome him with open arms like they should. You know if a man takes the time to kick your King's ass take over your stuff you should be glad he takes such an interest in you, and honor the effort he put into taking you over. You dam peasants can be so insensitive. And you wonder why I keep you on such a short leash.
Truly I have applied the Scientific Method here, I hope you Enjoyed my Essay. Philip Hudson,

Friday, August 27, 2004

2:45AM - Ozzy Ozzborn

Ozzy Osborn is the greatest hellraiser since satan himself. If you want to get his autograph you best not attend church, you won't find him in a church pew, unless it's an evil church where they summons up the devil.

Ozzy once bit the head off a kid, in the name of the most Dark and Powerful Beasslebubs. He plays a black widow guitar, barks at the moon, and summons up Vlad the Impaler to be the conductor of the crazy train. He and Metallica are involved in a 3 thousand year old plot to dethrone god.



They ride a hearse down the highway to hell. the end.

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

2:03AM

cainki11able: you know how some pwoplw are differen like everyone is different?
mafiaDISmember: yeah
cainki11able: i am actually different
cainki11able: god was making me
cainki11able: and was like
cainki11able: pvhovf4jkfn45kglm5ngf2jk I WANT LSD
mafiaDISmember: thats good thoughh
cainki11able: he took LSD
cainki11able: and stayed up for 6 days
cainki11able: cutting himself and pissing over a pot
cainki11able: then he took a giant shit
cainki11able: and sent ST. MICHAEL
cainki11able: to live as shit
cainki11able: me

Saturday, July 17, 2004

7:05AM

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=kaizersultanate

I order you to Join.

Thursday, July 15, 2004

10:30PM - 587-8915

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10:54AM - 100% honest

Take the Dead German Composer Test!

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

4:49AM



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Sunday, July 11, 2004

5:04AM

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Visionary, revolutionary, vigilante - these descriptions all fit you well. You are thoroughly disgusted with society and humanity as a whole, and you have several rather diabolical plans to reshape it to fit your designs. You're probably a loner, and most people think you're crazy. That's just because they don't understand, though, and you'll show them someday anyway. Heh heh heh. You are known to become very passionate about many causes, have torrid love affairs, and be seen as a either a demagogue or a hero to the proletariat masses.


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Saturday, July 10, 2004

6:47AM - Rabbi Hudson wants to know: Are you Demonite?

Put an X next to things that apply to you, a + next to things that sometimes apply to you and a - by the things that don't apply to you at all.

[ ]Frequently wears black clothing.
[ ]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[ ]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
[ ]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
[ ] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[ ] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
[ ]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
[ ]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
[ ]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
[ ]Takes drugs.
[ ]Drinks alcohol.
[ ]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[ ]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
[ ]Complains of boredom.
[ ]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
[ ]Is excessively awake during the night.
[ ]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
[ ]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
[ ]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[ ]Requests time alone and quietness.
[ ]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
[ ]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
[ ]Misbehaves at school.
[ ]Misbehaves at home.
[ ]Eats excessively or too little.
[ ]Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
[ ]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
[ ]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
[ ]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
[ ]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
[ ]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
[ ]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
[ ]Expresses an interest in sex.
[ ]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
[ ]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
[ ]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth".
[ ]Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

-Rabbi Hudson

5:37AM

Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
1. writing score: 26
2. music score: 21
3. art score: 19
4. god score: 15
5. love score: 15
6. dancing score: 15
7. reading score: 14
8. فارسى score: 14
9. computers score: 13
10. angels score: 13
11. philosophy score: 13
12. poetry score: 13
13. iran score: 13
14. gnosticism score: 12
15. politics score: 12
16. christianity score: 12
17. books score: 11
18. feminism score: 11
19. chocolate score: 11
20. theology score: 10


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Current mood: Sex

Thursday, July 8, 2004

9:38AM - Necro Taster


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Current mood: Tasting Necros

6:00AM - They become the Vandels and we become the law.

An essay i wrote to some Satanists.


I don't think the fact that right hand religions have more adherents then the left means that "The Light exists to Feed the Dark!" I do agree that most people who delve into the more "diabolical" religions are just fools who are only rebelling against society.

In my opinion true Darkness would be conforming as much as possible and claiming piety only to gain the respect of others in order to influence them to fulfill your treacherous appetite. - This is practiced by many. Are they friends of the dark in your opinion?

Also an interesting side note: The greatest of all Right Hand Religions are Christianity, Islam and Judaism. In Genesis it says that man became evil when he tasted the "Fruit of Knowledge." This caused the fall of man. The meaning of this is very profound in my opinion. After man tasted Knowledge he began to be ashamed of himself. IE, ignorance is innocence. That our desires aren't evil unless we understand them. Man was naked before, but was only shamed when he "realized" it.

I think The Creed behind this concept is that Understanding leads to shame, ignorance is bliss. I think they want man to return to his pure primal nature. The deep thinker is the fool.


I think the Right Hand isn't a lack of understanding, i think it's a difference of opinion.


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Current mood: Orphaned Land is best

Tuesday, July 6, 2004

11:18AM



"I am the Bread of Life."

"Whoever does not eat of my flesh and drink of blood will not gain eternal llife."

-The Words of Matthew Lesko


New Theory on the Resurrection: By Philip Hudson


According to the New Testament Cannon, after Jesus was crucified the Romans allowed Mary to take Jesus's body and perform a burial rite on him, he was wrapped in a shroud and placed in a cave. Well supposedly Jesus came to Mark and Simon Peter a few days later. They could not believe it and rushed to Jesus's burial site to see if his body was still there. They arrived to find his body gone and his face imprinted on a should, (Shroud of Turin.) Having sufficient proof that Jesus had indeed risen from the dead they rushed back to tell the other Apostles.

All the apostles accepted this without question accept Thomas, the doubter. I have a theory as to why Thomas might have doubted why the Christos has indeed risen from the dead:



The last Supper. Jesus told the apostles to eat him, and drink his blood. Of coarse Christ's meaning was symbolic. But perhaps Thomas, being a little slow, failed to grasp that Jesus was not being literal when he instructed them to consume his flesh in order to become Immortal. After Jesus was buried, Thomas snuck into his cave and descended opon the fallen Christ. He had himself a fine tasty snack thinking he would be granted immortality. Thats why his body was gone, and thats why Thomas didn't believe Jesus had returned.

I have written a short book called "The Resurrection According to Philip Hudson." A bibliography and recipe book on the Last super and resurrection, perfect for making an Easter Sunday Dinner.

And also for some reason in my book Matthew Lesko is god and not Jesus.

2:54AM






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Current mood: Research

Saturday, July 3, 2004

3:11AM

My post is still there if you people want to look at it, I was not rude or Vulgar like I usually am, so you will be able to tell that banning me was utterly uncalled for.

Here is what the moderator Posted.

K... I removed Saulot... or whatever his name is cause well... sorry but quite frankly he/she is freaking me out, and sorry but ya don't post a long ass thing 'bout the father, son and the holy spirit in my pagan community... so I booted them... discussions about faiths and religions is welcome... SPAM is not.
Party on..
MoonRaven

Let me warp her sentence up to make her look more stupid:

"discussions about faiths and religions is welcome, don't post a long ass thing 'bout the father, son and the holy spirit in my pagan community" -Moon Raven.

My response was even Polite, I only insulted her one time, i mean.. come on people, I insult my friends more then that. I hate my friends too...

Gnosticism was an early Christian Movement. It taught that Jehovah (the god of the old testament: basically the god you are all familiar with) was just a renegade Deity who created the world in order to have people to rule over. He created Eons (demons) to tend to the cattle of humanity and keep them in line. (basically they teach that Angel's are god's evil henchmen.) But there are other gods that exist above Jehovah who felt sad for humanity and sent Jesus Christ to teach people how to break the shackles of the evil oppressive physical world that "God" created. The way they could transcend the evil physical world was by attaining the highest Gnosis (Greek for Knowledge) threw meditation and what not.

In tern: Since they Believe in a Pantheon, (many gods) they are technically Polytheists, and "Pagan" is usually used as an umbrella term to describe the worship of many gods. So i Believe Gnosticism falls under Paganism. I can understand how an Image of Jesus would cause you to get pissed off since you people find unending joy rebelling against Christianity, even know the shock value of it died in the 60s, your banning me simply because my post had a link to Christianity shows your prejudice. And i accuse you of lies when you state discussions about differing faith's is welcome.

T o illustrate my point i present to you the response of the girl with the shitty icon Shivering Oosies:

I think he was causing some disturbance in the Sarasota Community as well.
Thankyou for banning...
I find it odd when I check my friends list and see Jesus on it...
"and see Jesus on it..."
"and see Jesus on it..."

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

11:52PM - priae set

AvntGrdCrmdgn: you posted MY HATE
cainki11able: you are ignorant
cainki11able: your hate is most fierce
cainki11able: we are a team remember
cainki11able: steal from me like you do anytime
AvntGrdCrmdgn: indeed
AvntGrdCrmdgn: I steal from you like I steal from mulch
AvntGrdCrmdgn: mulch hates when I steal from him
AvntGrdCrmdgn: I read
cainki11able: now what will you do
cainki11able: you have been defieted
cainki11able: no props for you
AvntGrdCrmdgn: that makes you look bad fool
cainki11able: makes you look bad
AvntGrdCrmdgn: you know nothing
cainki11able: you are a coward
cainki11able: who is scared of women
AvntGrdCrmdgn: at least I do not love them
cainki11able: HOW DARE YOU
cainki11able: take it back
AvntGrdCrmdgn: you serve the females
cainki11able: that is a malicious lie
cainki11able: you are worse then a cod
cainki11able: why are we fighting
AvntGrdCrmdgn: women
cainki11able: pazuzu has left his amrk on us
cainki11able: we must call opon set
cainki11able: set i curse estorgen

Monday, June 28, 2004

8:13PM - my test

1. what is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Inflames: Colony

2. what do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
pickles hummus and babaganoosh, or feta cheese, perhaps rice with soy

3. what is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
The Mission
"they said they don't want to go into the forest because the devil lives there" well, what did you say? "i said i'd stay with them" - most tearjerkable

4. if you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
added muscle fiber and less tittie fat.

5. do you have a completely irrational fear?
no

6. what is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
perhaps i will start dancing

7. are you a pyromaniac?
nope

8. do you have too many love interests?
love is false

9. do you know anyone famous?
sir millard mulch, Maynard james keenan.

10. describe your bed:
comfy, it is a bed. i am not a sleeping maniac.

11. spontaneous or plan?
planning is hard when you have add.

12. who should play you in a movie about your life?
Tom Hulce

13. do you know how to play poker?
yeah

14. what do you carry with you at all times?
sweatpants, mescalito bag

15. what do you miss most about being little?
not being expected to feed yourself.

16. are you happy with your given name?
no. i hate my middle name. i would change my name to Philip Seti. (living image of Set)

17. how much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
5 thousand

18. what color is your bedroom?
white

19. what was the last song you were listening to?
Howling of the Jinn. -Nile

20. have you ever been in a play?
nope. but my drama teacher always said i was the best at entertainment.

21. have you ever been in love?
once, worst ever.

22. do you talk a lot?
i think and intellectualize all aspects of life.

23. do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
i am the king of the earth.

24. do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
i like them better

25. do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
no, i am a jerk from hades.

26. do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
i spend ore time with my hediro lifemate..

27. what is your ideal marriage location?
Marriage is a false institution. We inherited it from Christianity. We inherited allot from Judæo/Christianity. This influence is far more pervasive than most people consciously realize, extending into these societies’ most basic assumptions about group & individual relationships, law, justice, ethics, social mores, family units, cosmology, and metaphysics. It is easy to not be a member of a Christian church, or to call oneself a non-Christian; it is far more difficult to escape from J/C social conditioning. -Xeper

28/ Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
sax

29. favorite fabric?
sweat pants fabric.

30. something you love and hate?
Existence.

31. what kind of bedding do you use?
sheets?

32. do you tell your friends about your sex life?
i tell whoever will listen about my non existent sex life.

33. what's the one language you want to learn?
Arabic.

34. how do you eat an apple?
with pleasure.

35. what do you order at a bar?
alcohol free dacerie. i don't drink.

36. have you ever pierced your body parts?
ear. planning on getting more.

37. do you have tattoos?
When i get my license and get a job i will have more tattoos then anyone.

38. would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery any kind if Confronted? i would brag.

39. what's one of the "funniest" things you've ever done?
crawled around the mall on my belly.

40. do you drive stick?
nope.

41. what's one trait you hate in a person?
mean people who hate jokes.

42. what kind of watch(es) do you wear?
don't have a watch.

43. most frivolous purchase?
the Bible.

44. do you consider yourself materialistic?
i don't have allot of stuff. i consider materialism to be destiny.

45. what do you cook the best?
caw fish

46. favorite writing instrument?
key board.

47. do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
both.

48. would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
never would i be so disgraced.

49. what's one car you will never buy?
RV.

50. what kind of books do you like to read?
Religious and Historical books.

51. if you won the lottery, what would you do?
move to the middle east.

52. burial or cremation?
i want a cropduster to be filled with my ashes, then when all the muslims are preying at the Ka'Ba at Mecca i want Adam to drive over them and dump my ashes on the crowd.

53. how many online journals do you read regularly?
lots.

54. what's one thing you're a sore loser at?
life.

55. if you don't like a person, how do you show it?
ignore them or insult them rigorously.

56. do you cry in front of friends?
Truly that is a most heinous act.

57. what kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
what the hell is the fruitbag?

58. what's one thing you like to do alone?
masturbate and read the Bible simultanious.

59. are you a giver or a taker?
i am neither.

60. when's the last time you cried?
2 days ago when i watched the Mission.

61. favorite communication method?
talking.

62. how many drinks before you're tipsy?
don't drink.

63. do you think you're cute?
i am haggard and tough.

64. do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
naked is good.

65. what's the most painful experience you've ever had?
Realizing my own mortality.

Current mood: Insulted

Sunday, June 27, 2004

8:11PM - Vamps Clamps

Romanian villagers decry police investigation into vampire slaying

By MATTHEW SCHOFIELD

Knight Ridder Newspapers

MAROTINU DE SUS, Romania - Before Toma Petre's relatives pulled his body from the grave, ripped out his heart, burned it to ashes, mixed it with water and drank it, he hadn't been in the news much.

That's often the way here with vampires. Quiet lives, active deaths.

Villagers here aren't up in arms about the undead - they're pretty common - but they are outraged that the police are involved in a simple vampire slaying. After all, vampire slaying is an accepted, though hidden, bit of national heritage, even if illegal.

"What did we do?" pleaded Flora Marinescu, Petre's sister and the wife of the man accused of re-killing him. "If they're right, he was already dead. If we're right, we killed a vampire and saved three lives. ... Is that so wrong?"

Yes, according to the Romanian State Police. Its view, expressed by Constantin Ghindeano, the chief agent for the region, is that vampires aren't real, and dead bodies in graves aren't to be dug out and killed again, even by relatives.

He doesn't really have much more to say on this case, other than noting that Petre had been removed from his grave, his heart had been cut out and it was presumed to have been consumed by his relatives. Ghindeano added that police were expanding the investigation, which began in mid-January, to include the after-deaths of others in area.

"The investigation is ongoing, and we expect to file charges later," he said, referring to possible charges of disturbing the peace of the dead, which could carry a three-year jail term. "We are determining whether this was an isolated case or whether there is a pattern in the village."

Romania has been filled with news of the vampire-slaying investigation, and villagers admit there's a pattern, but they argue that that's the reason these matters shouldn't make it to court. There's too much of it going on, and too few complain about the practice.

Vampire slaying is a custom that's been passed down from mother to daughter, father to son, for generations beyond memory, not just in this tiny village of 300 huts astride a dirt cart path about 100 miles southwest of Bucharest, but in scores of villages throughout southern Romania.

Little has changed since the days that Turkish invaders rolled through 500 years ago, seeking the mineral riches of Transylvania just to the north. By day, the people are Roman Catholics. At night, they fear the strigoi, or vampires.

On a recent afternoon, the village's single store, which also serves as its lone bar, was filled with men drinking hard, as they explained the vampire facts to a stranger. Most had at least one vampire in their family histories, and many were related to vampire victims. Most had learned to kill a vampire while still children.

Theirs is not a Hollywood tale, and they laugh at Hollywood conventions: that vampires can be warded off by crosses or cloves of garlic, or that they can't be seen in mirrors. Utter nonsense. Vampires were once Catholics, were they not? And if a vampire can be seen, the mirror can see him. And why would you wear garlic around your neck? Are you adding taste?

No, vampires are humans who have died, commonly babies before baptism or people unfortunate enough to have black cats jump over their coffins. Vampires occur everywhere, but in busy cities no one notices, the men said.

Vampires are obvious when dug up because while they will have been laid to rest on their backs, arms folded neatly across their chests, they will be found on their sides or even their stomachs. They will not have decomposed. Beards will have continued to grow. Their arms will be at their sides, as if they are clawing out of their coffins. And they will have blood - sometimes dried, sometimes fresh - around their mouths.

But the biggest tip-off that a vampire is near is his or her family, for vampires always prey on their families. If family members fall ill after a death, odds are a vampire is draining their blood at night, looking for company.

"That's the problem with vampires," said Doru Morinescu, a 30-year-old shepherd who, like many in the village, has a family connection to the current case. "They'd be all right if you could set them after your enemies. But they only kill loved ones. I can understand why, but they have to be stopped."

Ion Balasa, 64, explained that there are two ways to stop a vampire, but only one after he or she has risen to feed.

"Before the burial, you can insert a long sewing needle, just into the bellybutton," he said. "That will stop them from becoming a vampire."

But once they've become vampires, all that's left is to dig them up, use a curved haying sickle to remove the heart, burn the heart to ashes on an iron plate, then have the ill relatives drink the ashes mixed with water.

"The heart of a vampire, while you burn it, will squeak like a mouse and try to escape," Balasa said. "It's best to take a wooden stake and pin it to the pan, so it won't get away."

Which is exactly what happened with Petre, according to Gheorghe Marinescu, a cheery, aging vampire slayer who was Petre's brother-in-law.

Marinescu's story goes like this: After Petre died, Marinescu's son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter fell ill. Marinescu knew the cause was his dead brother-in-law. So he had to go out to the cemetery.

The first time, he was frightened, so he had a little graveside drink, for courage. He ended up with a little too much courage and couldn't use the shovel. So the next night he returned, and with a proper amount of courage, was successful.

Marinescu said he found Petre on his side, his mouth bloody. His heart squeaked and jumped as it was burned. When it was mixed with water and taken to those who were sick, it worked.

His wife, Petre's sister, interrupted his story with a broom, swinging it at him and a stranger. She was worried that he would incur the wrath of the police, who would jail him.

But then his son Costel called what happened next a miracle. After weeks in bed, Costel got up to walk. His head wasn't pounding. His chest wasn't aching. His stomach felt fine.

"We were all saved," he said. "We had been saved from a vampire."

But how could he be sure his illness came from a vampire?

"What other explanation is possible?" he asked.



(end of paper)

i would like to pose a question. is Setian magic more powerfull then other magics?

6:30PM - sexed

COOKIE!
Cookie Monster's Bulimia Nervosa



Yes, cookies *are* good. But too much of anything
is never a good thing. Instead of bingeing and
purging, try to regulate your eating habits.
Maybe instead of having two dozen cookies, you
could have two. Also, you should slow down
your eating. Chew each bite several times
before swallowing. Eating more slowly makes it
easier to tell when you are full. And don't
worry about body image--people love you just
the way you are, googly eyes and all.


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6:23AM



Dear all Demonites:

you make me sick, your culture is as phony as a large and incestuous pile of Bologna.
so wretched is your life style that i am forced to vomit 5 times a day to purify my lungs of the corrupted air that i share with you. as Ozzy Ozzborn is your king, i target him for assassination 6 times a day, he manages to allude my traps because his wife is a corporate guru. you will never like anything but guitars, drums and bass. no other instrument is valid for you. the reason you those instruments alone is because you hate music and love style. you are worse then a pile of shit. you are the reason that god will punish mankind.



you are no good, the only qualities you posses are the fulfillment of a childish theme. a stereotype that you adhere to in order to be awarded the approval of those who know not how to be smart. you are the worst thing that can be possible.

Allah will strike you down.

you know not how to please the gods and that is why mania and depression is more prevalent in your culture then any other. Truly your ancestors are shamed by your unholy conduct and adherence to the laws of Jinn and Demons.

you dress in all black to mourn the loss of your own worth. Anime is stupid, whoever likes it is an idiot. also metal is stupid, jazz overpowers it by not being a cosmetic looser. your fashion is as the passing of the wind, it cannot be seen and no one will remember it. you lose, your life is worthless and you make yourself a fool.

i make the following statement:

a 6 year old boy who dresses up like a cowboy is smarter and more collected then a 19 year old man wearing all black and a godsmack t-shirt who died his hair black and has lots of piercings.

it is impossible for me to truly explain the hatred i have for each and every one of you.

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