"I am gay because I control the dead"
Hey guys, guess what i was doing when I was controlling the dead?
Thats right Pancho Guavera Jr.!
Thats right Tito quentay III!
I was fucking some guy in his ass!
The zombies where watching me fuck a guy in the ass!
One of the zombies said I was a faggot!
Another zombie said I have a nasty filthy mouth!
After they said those hurtful things to me I stabbed my lover in the back of the head with a broken femur bone, just to show those zombies!
And so ends the story of Necro-Taster
Necro-Taster misunderstood. Screen writer sinks into depression..
graba pillow: uh-huh
cainki11able: he is gay because he controls the dead
graba pillow: why would that make him gay?
graba pillow: are you certain he isnt gay because he likes men?
cainki11able: he control the dead right?
graba pillow: yes, i suppose so
cainki11able: what does he do when he controls the dead?
graba pillow: he takes control over once-living organisms?
cainki11able: what else does he do?
graba pillow: apparently he has sexual intercourse with men?
Screen Writer returns to health.
graba pillow: yes but, would he still be gay if he did not control the dead?
cainki11able: no he would not
graba pillow: ah-hah, see without that knowledge i could not have come to the conclusion you wanted me to reach
graba pillow: (that he is gay because he controls the dead)
Screen Writer moves to Heaven.