saulot (saulot) wrote,

Ozzy Ozzborn

Ozzy Osborn is the greatest hellraiser since satan himself. If you want to get his autograph you best not attend church, you won't find him in a church pew, unless it's an evil church where they summons up the devil.

Ozzy once bit the head off a kid, in the name of the most Dark and Powerful Beasslebubs. He plays a black widow guitar, barks at the moon, and summons up Vlad the Impaler to be the conductor of the crazy train. He and Metallica are involved in a 3 thousand year old plot to dethrone god.

They ride a hearse down the highway to hell. the end.
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